What occurs more often in December than any other month? Conception.
A survey of 1000 American women and men revealed this as their least favorite household chore. What is it?
Vacuuming the stairs.
In a recent survey, Americans were asked what one modern convenience they could not live without. The most common answer...
Scotch tape.
Only 14% of Americans say they've done this with the opposite sex. What is it?
Skinny dipping.
Half of all Americans live within 50 miles of what? Their birthplace. This is propinquity. The average person will spend approximately one year out of their lifetime doing this. What is it?
Searching for lost or misplaced items.
Most executives say this automatically eliminates a candidate from consideration for a job - what is it?
A typo in their resume.
More women do this in the bathroom than men.
Wash their hands.
Women - 80% Men - 55%
If you're single, there's a 1 in 3 chance you did this the last time you were with your significant other.
Lied.
It takes an average person about 7 minutes to do this.
Fall asleep.
What is the most common name in the world?
Mohammed
What do 100% of all lottery winners do?
Gain weight.
Surveys reveal that girls do this for the first time in their back yard.
First kiss.
A "Bridal Guide" survey reveals that 77% of all newlywed couples do this.
Sex in rooms other than the bedroom.
In a recent survey, Americans revealed that this was their favorite smell.
Banana
It takes an average woman 14 minutes to do this after she gets in bed.
Turn off the lights.
If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go until you would find the letter "A"?
One thousand
The odds are 1 in 2 that your best friend will do this if you are a married man.
Fantasize about your wife.
What do bullet proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers and laser printers all have in common?
All invented by women.
And more..................
Coca-cola was originally green.
Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than for the US Treasury.
Smartest dogs: 1) border collie; 2)poodle; 3)golden retriever.
Hawaiian alphabet has 12 letters.
Men can read smaller print than women; women can hear better.
Amount American Airlines saved in '87 by taking out 1 olive from each salad served in first class: $40,000
City with the most Rolls Royce's per capita: Hong Kong
Barbie's measurements if she were life size: 39-23-33
Average number of days a West German goes without washing his underwear: 7
Percentage of Americans who say that God has spoken to them: 36%
Percentage of Americans who regularly attend religious services:43%
City with highest per capita viewership of TV evangelists: Washington DC
Percentage of American men who say they would marry the same woman if they had it to do all over again: 80%
% of American women who say they would marry the same man: 50%
An eagle can kill a young deer and fly away with it.
n the Caribbean there are oysters that can climb trees.
Polar bears are left-handed.
Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.
The world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910.
The youngest pope was 11 years old.
Mark Twain didn't graduate from elementary school.
Pilgrims ate popcorn at the first Thanksgiving dinner.
Your nose and ears never stop growing.
Hot water is heavier than cold.
Starfish have eight eyes--one at the end of each leg.
Iceland consumes more Coca-cola per capita than any other nation.
I bet you are a better person knowing this information.....Your Welcome!
(I need a hobbie!)
